Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Ladies and gentlemen, hos and haberdashers...

You are at an intersection of your life today. Do you:

(a) -- Go about your normal day, drive your car, get around town, eat your food, work/study, sleep, masturbate, kiss, fuck, flip channels, do what you're supposed to do, etc.

(b) -- Randomly tell a person you don't know that you love them, making their fucking day.

(c) -- Sit in your house and read a book.

(d) -- See Wilco at The Moon tonight at 8 p.m. and have them change everything you know about music, life and rock 'n' fuckin' roll.

(e) -- Drink copiously.


(f) -- (b), (d) and (e)

Choose your own adventure.

The Wilco show review will be up tomorrow...


Blogger Scott said...

Great screamin' Jesus, the Choose Your Own Adventure books. I had a brief phase during elementary school where I read those things. I got tired of it pretty quick, specifically tired of dying. Once I got swallowed by a giant grouper. Another time a bunch of yetis shot me with a cannon. Why in the name of fuck would yetis need a cannon to kill a person?

3/14/2006 7:06 PM  

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