I just want your extra time and your...

Kiss (off to "American Idol").

Check this shit out from imdb.com:

Pop superstar Prince will reportedly appear on American Idol to both coach contestants and perform on the hit TV series in a bid to maintain high album sales. The notoriously shy star has just released his latest LP, '3121,' which debuted at the top of the U.S. Billboard album chart. According to PageSix.com, executives from Prince's record company convinced him to appear on the show to keep the album at the top of the charts, after noting a huge spike in album sales when Barry Manilow appeared on the program earlier this year. According to one source, 'It wasn't easy though because Prince apparently hates the show and has never even watched it.'

If this happens, it will be BAR NONE the greatest "American Idol" episode ever.

"What's that Prince?" (Prince inaudibly whispers in Ryan Seacrest's ear) "Prince says he thinks Ace Young has a vagina."