Thursday, April 20, 2006

Readers: Your mission.

Ok, I've been wasting my time with this the past couple of days:

Think of the most absurd, gay, immature, vain myspace profile you can think of. Now think of a really hot and fuckable (but not "cute" or "attractive") chick. Now think of a really fucking lame screen name. Now think of the ugliest, most tacky website you've ever seen.

You got those four in your head?

Now plug those in after

What do you get?

This freakshow:

lambgurl -- uhhhh... what the fuck?
totallysylvia -- peep the cursor
niggasandbitches -- not what you think!
UPDATE: biggnutsack -- wtf? thanks Carnell!

...and so on. Leave comments with links of the best (worst) myspace profiles. It's absolutely hilarious and infuriating at the same time to try and find them. Go! Now! I want to see results!


Blogger Matt Gilmour said...

As one of the two readers you actually have, I have to say I will absolutely NOT be participating in this. I'm stranded in Lake Mary and even I have better things to do.

You know, like check my ACTUAL MySpace profile...

4/20/2006 2:31 PM  

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