Readers: Your mission.

Ok, I've been wasting my time with this the past couple of days:

Think of the most absurd, gay, immature, vain myspace profile you can think of. Now think of a really hot and fuckable (but not "cute" or "attractive") chick. Now think of a really fucking lame screen name. Now think of the ugliest, most tacky website you've ever seen.

You got those four in your head?

Now plug those in after http://www.myspace.com/

What do you get?

This freakshow:

xiheartyoux
kissxkill
lambgurl -- uhhhh... what the fuck?
totallysylvia -- peep the cursor
niggasandbitches -- not what you think!
UPDATE: biggnutsack -- wtf? thanks Carnell!

...and so on. Leave comments with links of the best (worst) myspace profiles. It's absolutely hilarious and infuriating at the same time to try and find them. Go! Now! I want to see results!