Wednesday, April 05, 2006

'Too soon' much?

"Hey, Maury McJewbag!"

"Yeah, Money McGee?"

"You know, we're biding our time on this 9/11 thing and all, and I know that's P.C. -- and I know they say Hollywood is out of touch with America..."


"I think we should really give them more ammunition against us."

"Well... We could do another big-budget, Holocaust movie martyring my people to resurrect the whole 'Jews run Hollywood' thing."

"No, no, that's no good, because gentiles do, too."

"Yeah, yeah. Right, right..."

(silence, both are in thought)

"I know! Let's just do it?"

"What do you mean, Mr. McGee?"

"Let's make a 9/11 movie!"

"That's so crazy it just might work! Hell, Stone has been on our ass about it since it happened! You gentiles are so crafty..."

(...And scene)


Blogger Matt Gilmour said...

1) the writer/director of this movie is British and may or may not be part of the Hollywood machine

whether or not he's Jewish is anyone's guess.

2) Wrong photo to use. Should've found wreckage from the flight it's about.

3) It's "End Scene," you fucking twat

4) I need your sex

5) Carole King owns your soul

4/06/2006 11:15 AM  
Blogger Konflict of Interest said...

Good list! Especially the last two.

But the scene was to portray producers and random shady Hollywood people, and not the movie's director.

It's just about 9/11 films in general.

4/06/2006 11:17 AM  
Blogger Matt Gilmour said...

Duly noted.

I think Oliver Stone's will be good. This one I'm not sure about. Seems emotionally manipulative to me.

You're still a twat, lol

4/06/2006 12:51 PM  

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